May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all socialist garment workers.
May G-d give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca.
May your grandchildren baptize you after you’re dead. [Это камень в мормонский огород, как я понимаю.]
May the state of Arizona expand their definition of "suspected illegal immigrants" to "anyone who doesn't hunt."
May your child give his Bar Mitzvah speech on the genius of Ayn Rand.